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Stroker Ace/Hooper/Sharky’s Machine [2 Discs] - $12.99 Includes:Hooper (1978), MPAA Rating: PG Sharky’s Machine (1981), MPAA Rating: R Stroker Ace (1983), MPAA Rating: PG Hooper Following the blockbuster success of Smokey and the Bandit, Burt Reynolds, Sally Field and director Hal Needham reunited to make the very similar Hooper, an action-laced comedy about a Hollywood stunt man who enters a dangerous rivalry with a younger stunt man. Hooper (Reynolds) and the younger stunt man (Jan-Michael Vincent) compete in a series of increasingly complex stunts in order to earn the title of “the greatest stunt man alive.” Hooper is lightweight, mindless fun that doesn’t have much story, but it is a stronger film than Smokey and the Bandit, largely because the characters are somewhat stronger. Everyone involved looks like they’re having fun; the good-humor translates on screen. ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine, Rovi Sharky’s Machine A William Diehl novel was the source of the noirish nailbiter Sharky’s Machine. Sharky (Burt Reynolds) is an undercover cop who fouls up an assignment and is kicked downstairs to the vice squad — a rough-shod bunch of hellraisers who make life miserable. Soon, however, Sharky’s life does a 180 when he encounters Dominoe (Rachel Ward) a prostitute seemingly in danger from her interaction with a number of very seedy thugs. To protect her, Sharky lines the high-rise apartment across from her residence with security cameras and surveillance equipment — which only makes matters sticky as Sharky begins to fall in love with her. The film opened to a very warm critical reception (Janet Maslin observed that “Burt Reynolds establishes himself as yet another movie star who is as valuable behind the camera as he is in front of it”). It also features one of the most dangerous stunts on film, wherein the late stuntman Dar Robinson free falls from 16 stories off the ground. The “machine” of the title refers to Sharky’s fellow cops, played by heavyweights Brian Keith, Charles Durning, Bernie Casey, and others. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi Stroker Ace The action and stunts in this fourth racing vehicle for Burt Reynolds could be accurately foreseen by most youngsters. Stroker Ace (Reynolds) is a race car driver who gets the short end of a contract with a fried-chicken entrepreneur (Ned Beatty) but can be expected to end up with the woman (Pembrook) in compensation — and actually did (Pembrook is played by Loni Anderson in her first movie with Reynolds). By this time, the formula of racing cars, wild stunts, blond co-stars (Goldie Hawn, Farrah Fawcett, and Dolly Parton were the most recent) was wearing thin and Reynolds starred in only one more “Cannonball” film, ending his car-chase series there. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi |
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Dracula $6.99 Track Listing: 1. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: Dracula – The Beginning, 2. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: Vampire Hunters, 3. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: Mina’s Photo, 4. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: Lucy’s Party, 5. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: The Brides, The, 6. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: The Storm, The, 7. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: Love Remembered, 8. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: The Hunt Builds, The, 9. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: The Hunters Prelude, The, 10. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: The Green Mist, The, 11. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: Mina / Dracula, 12. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: The Ring of Fire, The, 13. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: Love Eternal, 14. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: Ascension, 15. Bram Stroker’s Dracula: End Credits, 16. Love Song for a Vampire (as used in the film Bram Stroker’s Dracula) – (featuring Annie Lennox) |
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Cerwin Vega Afterburner 18 3200W Folded Horn Subwoofer – Black $899.99 Enjoy powerful bass with this subwoofer that features 108dB sensitivity for accurate sound reproduction and Stroker technology that increases power handling, decreases distortion and provides radial cooling fins that help dissipate heat. |
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Cerwin Vega 21 2400-Watt Active Subwoofer $1499.99 This subwoofer features a custom 21″ Cerwin Vega woofer with Stroker 3-spider technology for enhanced cone excursion and a 4″ voice coil for efficient performance. The built-in 2400-watt amplifier provides powerful bass. |
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Cerwin Vega 21 4000-Watt Folded Horn Subwoofer $1499.99 This subwoofer features a 21″ woofer with advanced Stroker technology to deliver powerful bass for live sound, installations, large venues, mobile DJs and club applications. Integrated wheels and handles simplify transport. |
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Sonic Boom [Bonus Tracks] $12.99 Track Listing: 1. Sneaky Pete, 2. Mercenary, The, 3. Sonic Boom, 4. Fathead, 5. I’ll Never Be the Same, 6. Mumbo Jumbo, 7. Free Flow, 8. Stormy Weather, 9. Mr. Johnson, 10. Stroker, The, 11. Uncle Rough, 12. Claw-Til-Da, 13. Untitled Boogaloo |
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Sucked In, Blown Out $13.99 Track Listing: 1. Strap on Tool Girls, 2. Makin’ It Wider, 3. Demolition Landfill, 4. Stroker Ace, 5. Ass to Earlobe, 6. Puritan Goes All the Way, 7. Mexican Overture, 8. Nine Ways Sideways, 9. Naugahyae |
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A Decade of Hits [Remaster] $6.99 Track Listing: 1. Devil Went Down to Georgia, The, 2. South’s Gonna Do It Again, The, 3. Stroker’s Theme, 4. Uneasy Rider, 5. Let It Roll, 6. In America, 7. Still in Saigon, 8. Long Haired Country Boy, 9. Legend of Wooley Swamp, The, 10. Everytime I See Him |
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Loudboxer $9.99 Track Listing: 1. Reenter, 2. Aesop, 3. Cement, 4. Sonof, 5. Freq, 6. (Bihum), 7. Inter Zil, 8. Krekc, 9. Sevntrak, 10. Bugmod, 11. Krikc – (live), 12. Cop Roll, 13. Bark Decks, 14. Stroker, 15. Pannik – (Remix, remix) |
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Fraction of Exaggeration $14.99 Track Listing: 1. Godtrot, 2. Spit, 3. Glistening, 4. Seed, 5. Frankie Mayorga, 6. Nap, 7. Penis, Cigarettes and Thieves, 8. Plea, 9. Speed Mosquitos |
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Worship the Soul of Disgust $11.99 Track Listing: 1. Shatahan, 2. I Masturbate To Jesus Christ, 3. Nights of Funeral Bells, 4. Feast On the Soul, 5. Fuck the Romantic-Fuck the Gothic, 6. Sluts & Whores, 7. Sadistic Penetration, 8. My Penis Will Be Your Opera, 9. Worship the Soul of Disgust |
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Secret of the Loveninjas $11.99 Track Listing: 1. I Wanna Be Like Johnny C, 2. Care, 3. Do Me, 4. It’s OK, 5. She Broke His Penis in Two, 6. Little Black Friends, 7. It’s Been a Long Time, 8. Earl Grey with Honey, 9. End of a Dream, The, 10. My Lust Is Dead |
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Best of Parerecordings $32.99 Track Listing: (DISC 1:), (DISC 2:), 1. Ashley’s War – Kenny Hawkes (2 Lone Swordsmen Remix), 1. Downtime, 2. Soul Dredging – Future Rhythm Foundation, 2. You Started Something – Crazy Penis, 3. Dom B. Sensi – Those Norwegians, 3. Soul Train – Eddie Flashin’ Fowlkes, 4. Book, The – Salt City Orchestra (Hardback Dub mix), 4. Sometime Last Night – Hot Toddy, 5. Our Summer Suite – Problem Kids, 5. Wasting Peoples Time – Essa, 6. 0191 Reprise – New Phunk Theory, 6. Lara’s Theme – Streetlife Originals, 7. Sleaze Walking – Kenny Hawkes, 7. Wayback – Hubtone, 8. Hey…Whats the Big Idea? – Streetlife Originals, 8. Nudge Up – Head Nodding Society, 9. 99 Miles Away – Problem Kids, 9. Phunk Theory Theme – New Phunk Theory, 10. Do It Good – Crazy Penis (Tom Middleton’s Cosmos Mix), 10. Kingue d’Mazda, Da – Those Norwegians, 11. Bessie’s Reprise – Shaboom, 11. I Feel Music – Crazy Penis, 12. Soul Mutation – Crazy Penis |
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Hangin’ with Rodney $11.99 Track Listing: 1. Tips on Shopping, Entertainment & Life, 2. Likes, Dislikes & Sexual Confusion, 3. Rodney Visits Church, Shops For Caskets & Goes to Heaven, 4. Aerobics With Rodney, 5. Carlos, 6. Dancing With a Man, 7. Grandpa, 8. Purple Rain, 9. Kiss, 10. Sing You Bastards / Burning Sensation , 11. Chicken Song, 12. Fred, 13. Little Things, 14. Snowman, 15. Letter to My Penis, 16. Dancing With a Man – (bonus track), 17. Fred – (bonus track), 18. Letter to My Penis – (bonus track) |
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Wanna Buy a Monkey?: A Mixtape Session $14.99 Track Listing: 1. Intro, 2. Rockin’ It – (hidden track), 3. Smoothness, 4. Positive Contact, 5. Soleil Est Pr?s de Moi, Le – (Dan the Automator Remix, Dan The Automator remix), 6. Destiny, 7. Seneca, 8. Firesuite, 9. Stroker Ace, 10. Rhumba, The, 11. Latin Simone (?Qu? Pasa Contigo?), 12. Bionix, 13. Don’t Understand, 14. Don’t Get It Twisted, 15. X-Ecutioners (Theme) Song, 16. Clockwork |
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An Awkward Pause [Bonus CD] [Remaster] $17.99 Track Listing: 1. Intravenous, 1. Mummer’s Little Weeper – (Kinky Whim Demo), 2. Intravenous – (Unrefined Component No. 2), 2. Two Shaves and a Shine (Concerto for Bouzouki and 3 Piece Rock Group in, 3. Disposition One, 3. Penis Fruit Loop, The, 4. Intravenous – (Unrefined Component No. 2), 4. Lunar Cement Sidewalk, 5. Disposition Two, 5. Mummer’s Little Weeper, 6. Penis Fruit Loop – (Bald And Beardless Version), 7. Intravenous – (Plump Aerospheric Mix), 8. Disposition Three, 9. Intravenous – (Unrefined Component No. 3), 10. Two Shaves and a Shine – (Original Archaic mix), 11. Two Shaves and a Shine (Ingredients) Create Your Own Track! – (Ingredients), 12. Two Shaves and a Shine – (Bastard Disco Version), 13. Mummer’s Little Weeper – (Mud Ooze Sloth Mix) |
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Just The Trip (CD+DVD) $12.99 Track Listing: 1. Vegas, 2. Asking Girl to Marry Me, 3. Naked Just Sox, 4. She Knows Nothing About My Penis, 5. Being Chunky, 6. Nickelodeon Award, 7. Food Is My Drug of Choice, 8. Fat Snake, 9. Restaurants, 10. I Like Fat Chicks, 11. Living With Girl, 12. Dude With a Sword, 13. Punching Butter, 14. No Romance, 15. Just the Tip |
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Happy Hour $13.99 Track Listing: 1. Intro, 2. Sink, 3. Martin Scorsese, 4. Trapped?, (Why Are We), 5. It’s Saturday, 6. VVV (Vulvavoid), 7. Metanoia, 8. Detachable Penis, 9. Take Me Home, 10. Ed, 11. Anywhere, 12. Evil Children, The, 13. Glass, 14. And, 15. King Murdock, 16. I’m Sorry, 17. Heaven, 18. Happy Hour |
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Solo at the Axiom Cheltenham 98 [Limited] $19.99 Track Listing: 1. Rich Man Eat My Voice, 2. High Points of Our Lives, 3. O My Poor Brothers, 4. Unriddle Me Gliss Them, 5. Shadowself, 6. Age Cage, 7. My Penis is Not Ageing, 8. Relationship of Fooles, 9. Turn of the Road, 10. Shaun’s Birthday Cheer, 11. Magick of the Circle, 12. Magick Brother, 13. Hours Gone |
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Over the Edge, Vol. 8: Sex Dirt [PA] $14.99 Track Listing: 1. Special Opening, A, 2. Sex Dirt, 3. Shake Your Pants #2, 4. Pump Gag, 5. Lick the Crack, 6. Penis and Sperm, 7. I’m Gonna Sing Now, 8. Too Much Spurt, 9. Digital Fantasy Man, 10. Almost Lost It There, 11. Don’t Stop Doin’ It, 12. I Don’t Want Anything in the Toilet, 13. Seat Bee Sate, 14. Shake Your Pants #1, 15. Mommy? |
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This Toilet Earth $11.99 Track Listing: 1. Saddam a Go-Go, 2. Penis I See, 3. Eat Steel, 4. Jack the World, 5. Sonderkommando, 6. Bad Bad Men, 7. Pepperoni, 8. Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhedface, The, 9. B.D.F., 10. Fight, 11. Issue of Tissue, The (Spacecake), 12. Pocket Pool, 13. Slap U Around, 14. Krak Down, 15. Filthy Flow, 16. Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7, The |
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As Seen on TV $11.99 Track Listing: 1. Beef Flavored Island, 2. You’ve Got the Tough, 3. Roy the Master, 4. Dream Barge, The, 5. Sexy Lip Hair, 6. Sound the Klaxon!, 7. Strangers Have the Best Candy, 8. Tripping on a Psychedelic Daydream, 9. Britain’s Best, 10. My Dad Punches Holes Through Steel, 11. Gender Specific, 12. Rule, The, 13. Paul McCartney’s Penis, 14. I Hate Dog Shit – (hidden track) |
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Freak to Meet You: The Very Best of… [Import] $22.99 Track Listing: 1. Jumbo Live at Budokan, 2. Run, Run, Run!, 3. Freak Cat, 4. She Has a Penis, 5. Do You Remember?, 6. Happy Mondays, 7. Bossa Japa Nova, 8. Freak to Meet You!, 9. Stereo Man, 10. Soy Motoboy, 11. Fresh Fruit For Rocking Vegetables, 12. T.V. Eye, 13. She’s Playin’ the Odissey |
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Nut Sack [PA] $9.99 Track Listing: 1. Intro, 2. Hypochondriac, 3. Nut Sack, 4. Tips on Marriage, 5. Men and Women, 6. All the Reasons, 7. She’d Be a Millionaire, 8. Don’t Look Now, 9. That’s Just My Luck, 10. That Awful Day, 11. Carlos, Man of Love, 12. Just One Beer, 13. It’s Too Late, 14. Night the Bar Closed Down, The, 15. Letter to My Penis, 16. It’s Too Late – (radio edit version) |
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Live Fast, Die Old School [PA] $7.99 Track Listing: 1. Fuck You, 2. Blacked Out, 3. Friends Forever, 4. Defying You, 5. Mind Control, 6. In My Eyes, 7. Oi To Your Mutha, 8. Anxiety Attack, 9. 12 Hours, 10. Mommy and Daddy, 11. All Too Real, 12. Diddler, 13. Antibodies Are Here, 14. Penis Intravenous, 15. Gravedigger |
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Lewd Awakenings [PA] $15.99 Track Listing: 1. Gap, The, 2. Got Milk?, 3. Big Penis, 4. Breast Exams, 5. Non-Masturbator, 6. Snatch-Patch, 7. Construction Workers (Can Bite Me), 8. Speaking in Tongues, 9. Chunk O’ Pussy, 10. Things I Hate, 11. Honeycombs, 12. Kid Rock, 13. Evel Knievel, 14. Ass Junkies, 15. Pink Buttonheads |
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B Foundation (Japan) $47.99 Track Listing: 1. Penist, The, 2. Santacos, 3. 100 Weight of Collie Weed, 4. Costa Mesa, 5. Eight O Clock, 6. Blaze One, 7. Gyls Penis, 8. Evil Mind, 9. Three Long Islands, 10. Number Two, 11. Way It Goes, The, 12. Miss Her Foo?, 13. Not the One, 14. Amber Alert, 15. Voices |
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Together at Last and This Is Our Wedding $11.99 Track Listing: 1. Intro, 2. Extreme Cave Moms, 3. Hidden From My Neffews, 4. Till Death Do Us Party, 5. Samba Segway, 6. How Do You Like Your Neighbors, 7. Gardens and Lifestyles, 8. Teens Only Zone, 9. Penis Flower, 10. Magic Carpet, 11. Lord of the Black Flames, 12. Fembonix, 13. Octupus 2, 14. Island and Sea |
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Straight Outta Newport [ECD] [PA] $11.99 Track Listing: 1. Manifesto, The, 2. Self Suicide, 3. Guns Don’t Kill People, Rappers Do, 4. Half Man, Half Machine, 5. Roller Disco, 6. Soap Bar, 7. Billy Webb’s Lament, 8. Your Mother’s Got a Penis, 9. Maggot, The, 10. You Knows I Love You, 11. Leeroy Fashion’s Lament, 12. 21 Ounces, 13. Time to Make a Change, 14. Enhanced Section |
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The Whitest Kids U Know [PA] $9.99 Track Listing: 1. Welcome, 2. Triumph of the Ill (Hitler Rap), 3. Russian Roulette, 4. Special Ops Whispering, 5. Get a New Daddy, 6. Beautiful Penis, 7. Let’s Wake Up the Neighbors, 8. Sam’s Message, 9. Bus Driver, 10. B Cup, 11. We Gon’ Make Luv, 12. Goodnight |
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?nima [PA] $9.99 Track Listing: 1. Stinkfist, 2. Eulogy, 3. H., 4. Useful Idiot, 5. Forty Six & 2, 6. Message to Harry Manback, 7. Hooker with a Penis, 8. Intermission, 9. Jimmy, 10. Die Eier Von Satan, 11. Pushit, 12. Cesaro Summability, 13. ?nema, 14. (-) Ions, 15. Third Eye |
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Floater Lives (Bonus Cd) (Bonus Tracks) (Remastered) $17.99 Track Listing: 1. Sad Ballad of Danny Boy, The – (studio), 2. Peter the Destroyer – (studio), 3. Aah – (studio), 4. Settling – (studio), 5. Out of Sheer Loneliness (Acoustic) – (studio), 6. Endless I – (studio), 7. Persecutor – (studio), 8. Centerfold – (studio), 9. Beast, The – (studio), 10. All of the Stories But One – (studio), 11. Thin Skin – (studio), 12. Dead – (studio), 13. Persecutor (Acoustic) – (studio), 14. Pet (Acoustic) – (studio), 15. Colorblind (Acoustic) – (studio), 16. Knowing Dirge, The – (studio), 17. American Theatric – (studio), 18. Medicine Woman – (studio), 19. Exiled – (studio), 20. Equinox – (studio), 21. Feast, The – (studio), 22. Beast, The – (studio), 23. Clean Plastic Baby – (studio), 24. Tell the Captain – (studio), 25. Cold (W/Jen Stroker) – (studio) |
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Greatest Hits [PA] $17.99 Track Listing: 1. All the Reasons, 1. Country Bar-Mechanical Sheep, 2. Don’t Look Now, 2. Going to Heaven Drunk, 3. Good Woman-”Lucky”, 3. That Awful Day, 4. Carlos, Man of Love, 4. Wife at Garage Sales, 5. Growing up Poor-Toughskins Jeans, 5. It’s Too Late, 6. Deer Hunting-Snake Hunting, 6. Night the Bar Closed Down, The, 7. Letter to My Penis, 7. Walmart, 8. Booby Trap, 8. Titties and Beer, 9. Baptist Revival, 9. In Her Day, 10. Gay Factory Worker, 10. People Piss Ya Off, 11. Dozen Roses, A, 11. Rodney Scared, 12. Carlos, 12. Weenie Story, The, 13. Chucky Cheese, 13. Morning Wood, 14. Japanese Restaurants, 14. More of a Man, 15. Pickup Truck, 15. Vacation, 16. Carlos, 16. Hypochondriac, 17. Grandpa, 17. Tips on Marriage, 18. Helicopter, 18. Sing You Bastards / Burning Sensation , 19. Little Things, 20. Dancing With a Man, 21. Fred, 22. Letter to My Penis, 23. Put Your Clothes Back On, 24. Things We Don’t Know |
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Pleasure Club’s Finest $17.99 Track Listing: 1. Soulful Things (Reprise), 2. Make You Mine – (Crazy Penis Mix), 3. What About Love, 4. Vem Sambar – (Main Mix), 5. Ethna – (12TH Floor Remix), 6. Some Day – (Main Mix), 7. Bomb Inside My Heart, A, 8. Better Without You, 9. Hustle’s Revenge – (Dweeds Dope-A-Thon Remix), 10. Motorlove Vocal Edit, 11. If Luv Turns Right – (Andreas Thiessen Prime Time Vox mix), 12. M.U.S.I.C. – (Original Groove Mix) |
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Goth Oddity 2000: A Tribute to David Bowie $14.99 Track Listing: 1. Ashes to Ashes – Unquiet Void, 2. Ziggy Stardust – Stun Gun, 3. Let’s Dance – Second Skin, 4. Man Who Sold the World, The – Fear Cult, 5. DJ – Desmo Donte, 6. Always Crashing in the Same Car – Eleven Shadows, 7. Look Back in Anger – Dichroic Mirror, 8. Cat People (Putting Out Fire) – Cruciform, 9. John, I’m Only Dancing – Killing Process, 10. Be My Wife – Halomaker, 11. Queen Bitch – Penis Fly Trap/Dinah Cancer, 12. Suffragette City – Kill Switch…Klick, 13. Time – Rozz Williams |
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The String Quartet Tribute to Tool’s Aenima $14.99 Track Listing: 1. Stinkfist – (with Various Artists), 2. Eulogy – (with Various Artists), 3. H. – (with Various Artists), 4. Useful Idiot – (with Various Artists), 5. Forty-Six & 2 – (with Various Artists), 6. Message to Harry Manback – (with Various Artists), 7. Hooker with a Penis – (with Various Artists), 8. Intermission – (with Various Artists), 9. Jimmy – (with Various Artists), 10. Die Eier von Satan – (with Various Artists), 11. Pushit – (with Various Artists), 12. Cesaro Summability – (with Various Artists), 13. ?nema – (with Various Artists), 14. (-)ions – (with Various Artists), 15. Third Eye – (with Various Artists) |
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Duncan Wilder Johnson: Destruct-A-Thon [ECD] $14.99 Track Listing: 1. God of Car Crashes – (song), 2. Dictionary Definition of the Word “Dude” – (spoken word), 3. Heavy Metal Mountain Movie – (song), 4. Heavy Metal Part 3: Ozzfest – (spoken word), 5. Tim Catz – (song), 6. Dude, Fuckin’ War Man – (song), 7. On Fire – (spoken word), 8. Nipplekabob – (song), 9. Heavy Metal Part 5: Motorhead – (spoken word), 10. Screaming Penis Eats the Corpse – (song), 11. Assholes Part 1: Electric Boogaloo – (spoken word), 12. Assholes Part 2: Chicago – (spoken word) |
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Son of the Beach, Vol. 2 [3 Discs] – Fullscreen $29.99 Includes:Son of the Beach: It’s Showtime at the Apollo 13! (2001) Son of the Beach: It’s a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (2001) Son of the Beach: Booger Nights (2001) Son of the Beach: Area 69 (2001) Son of the Beach: Grand Prix (2001) Son of the Beach: The Sexorcist (2001) Son of the Beach: The Island of Dr. Merlot (2001) Son of the Beach: Saturday Night Queefer (2002) Son of the Beach: Empty the Dragon (2002) Son of the Beach: Godfather Knows Best (2002) Son of the Beach: The Gay Team (2002) Son of the Beach: Witness For the Prostitution (2002) Son of the Beach: Three Days of the Condom (2002) Son of the Beach: Penetration Island (2002) Son of the Beach: Hamm Stroker’s Suck My Blood (2002) Son of the Beach: You Only Come Once (2002) Son of the Beach: Bad News, Mr. Johnson (2002) Son of the Beach: Jailhouse Notch (2002) Son of the Beach: In the Line of Booty (2002) Son of the Beach: The Long Hot Johnson (2002) Son of the Beach: Taco Lips Now (2002) Son of the Beach: It’s Showtime at the Apollo 13! No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: It’s a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Booger Nights No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Area 69 No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Grand Prix No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: The Sexorcist No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: The Island of Dr. Merlot No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Saturday Night Queefer No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Empty the Dragon No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Godfather Knows Best No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: The Gay Team No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Witness For the Prostitution No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Three Days of the Condom No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Penetration Island No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Hamm Stroker’s Suck My Blood No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: You Only Come Once No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Bad News, Mr. Johnson No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Jailhouse Notch No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: In the Line of Booty No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: The Long Hot Johnson No synopsis available. Son of the Beach: Taco Lips Now No synopsis available. |
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The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 1 [PA] $9.99 Track Listing: 1. Turd in Car – Crank Yankers, 2. Chinese Rapper, The – Crank Yankers, 3. Tech Orgasm – Crank Yankers, 4. Nemesis, The – Crank Yankers, 5. Birchum Looks for a Job – Crank Yankers, 6. Spoonie Luv Sends Flowers – Crank Yankers, 7. Power Jammin’ and Mega Mixin’ – Crank Yankers, 8. Deaf Friend Phone Sex – Crank Yankers, 9. Wu Tang at Reba’s – Crank Yankers, 10. Attacked by a Monkey – Crank Yankers, 11. Penis Pump – Crank Yankers, 12. Blind Stripper – Crank Yankers, 13. Lost Leg – Crank Yankers, 14. Porn Survey – Crank Yankers, 15. Niles Calls Healthcare – Crank Yankers, 16. We Get to Drink – Pete Dzoghi, 17. I Got Mail – Crank Yankers |
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Eric Idle Sings Monty Python [PA] $11.99 Track Listing: 1. Spam Song, 2. Meaning of Life, The, 3. Money Song, 4. Every Sperm Is Sacred, 5. Accountancy Shanty, 6. Meaning of Life Poem, The, 7. I Like Chinese, 8. Bruce’s Philosophers Song, The, 9. Men, Men, Men, 10. Shopping, 11. Sit on My Face, 12. Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song), 13. All Things Dull and Ugly, 14. Eric the Half, 15. One Foot in the Grave, 16. I Must Be in Love, 17. Rock Notes, 18. Galaxy Song, The, 19. Medical Love Song, 20. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, 21. Lumberjack Song (Encore), 22. Liberty Bell |
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Monty Python Sings $12.99 Track Listing: 1. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, 2. Sit on My Face, 3. Lumberjack Song, 4. Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song), 5. Oliver Cromwell, 6. Money Song, 7. Accountancy Shanty, 8. Finland, 9. Medical Love Song, 10. I’m So Worried, 11. Every Sperm Is Sacred, 12. Never Be Rude to an Arab, 13. I Like Chinese, 14. Eric the Half a Bee, 15. Brian Song, 16. Bruce’s Philosopher’s Song, 17. Meaning of Life, 18. Knights of the Round Table (Camelot Song), 19. All Things Dull and Ugly, 20. Decomposing Composers, 21. Henry Kissinger, 22. I’ve Got Two Legs, 23. Christmas in Heaven, 24. Galaxy Song, 25. Spam Song |
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Club Badd $13.99 Track Listing: 1. Let’s Make Nasty – (featuring Roxy Cottontail), 2. I Love U, 3. Agyness Deyn – (featuring Jodie Harsh), 4. My Penis [Edu K Schlong Dong Silver Remix] – (featuring Perez Hilton), 5. Licky (Work It Out) – (Herv? Goes Low Remix), 6. Hipster Girl – (Christopher Just Remix, featuring Mel Merio), 7. My Pussy [Jeff Doubleu Mix] – (featuring Amanda Lepore), 8. Get Your Grind On [Xmas in July Mix] – (featuring Christopher Just/Princess Julia), 9. Noughties, The – (featuring Princess Julia), 10. Louis Vuitton [Blogula Mix w/Alexander Technique] – (featuring Jeffree Star), 11. Shoes [Larry Tee & Tombstone Remix] – (remix, featuring Kelly), 12. That’s Not It – (featuring Kim), 13. Clap That Ass [Tomboy Mix] – (featuring Tobell Von Cartier), 14. I Love U |
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Robert Schimmel Comes Clean [ECD] $11.99 Track Listing: 1. Introduction: Horse Farts / Car-Jacking / Blowing The Body Shop Guy , 2. Hotels: Non-Smoking Rooms / Turn-Down Service , 3. I’m Not Homophobic: Professional Wrestling / Me Vs. Mike Tyson / Camp Suck-A-Wammie , 4. Airlines: Safety Instructions / How To Handle A Hungry Shark / Plane Crash Victims , 5. Weird TV Commercials: Time-Life Books / Ultra Slimfast / Anusol (Popsicle Up The Ass) / Feminine Hygiene Products / Pina Colada Dick Mist / Condom Ads / Crotch Wigs / Penis Enlarger / Wig Ads , 6. …Toys: Premature Ejaculation / Masturbating / Porno Movies / Stunt Cum / Beads Up The Ass / Inflatable Love Doll / Mr. Big Cream / Vibrating Butt Plugs / Electric Pussy / Animal Necrophillia , 7. Fart and Shit Jokes: Emergency Room / Diapers / Dad’s Business Meeting , 8. Love Is Blind (It Will Blow Your Mind) |
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Viva Negativa! A Tribute To the New… $20.99 Track Listing: (DISC 1:), (DISC 2:), 1. Chips Off the New Block – Z’ev, 1. Les Heros De La Barricade Finale – Idea Fire Company, 2. Plotting Course On the Field of-Nothingness (Aka Fi Ra Ot Ic (Old Lmbird Insmo H Vo E)) – Mnortham, 2. September 27th, 1960 – Keith Fullerton Whitman, 3. Corion Sound For Tnb – Thurston Moore, 3. Happy Blockaders Time – Anla Courtis, 4. 407 Seconds Over – Jim O’Rourke, 4. Latest Hole In My Head, The – Controlled Bleeding, 5. Broken Block – Damion Romero, 5. Last Night I Dremt of Anti-Fest…This Morning I Woke Up Deaf – Plethora, 6. Majdanek Slaughterhouse – Haters/Prurient, 6. Riding Down Lost Highway – Macronympha, 7. Cultural Blockade – Emil Beaulieau, 7. Mantra To Rot – Haters/Prurient, 8. Anti-Vartan – Richard Ramirez/Emil Beaulieau, 8. [Untitled Track] – Blue Sabbath Black Cheer/Lockweld, 9. Catharsis Bomb – Blue Sabbath Black Cheer/Lockweld, 9. Richard Walks Into the Sea – Daniel Menche/Carlos Giffoni, 10. Phlegm Angst – AMK/John Wiese, 10. Smoldered Blockaders – Daniel Menche/Carlos Giffoni, 11. Annul – AMK/John Wiese, 11. Machine Rape (Blitzkrieg) – Broken Penis Orchestra/Aaron Dilloway, 12. Fisted Gadgets – Jason Kahn/Wolf Eyes, 12. Kill Lump, The – Broken Penis Orchestra/Aaron Dilloway, 13. Rille – Jason Kahn/Wolf Eyes |
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Back Room $15.99 Track Listing: (DISC 1:), (DISC 2:), 1. In Love Again – Chris Brann (King Britt’s Scuba Mix), 1. Welcome – Alessandroni, Paul & Honesty (Maurice Fulton Remix, Maurice Fulton remix), 2. Take Me – Monodeluxe, 2. Tonight – H-Foundation (King Britt’s Sexy Mix), 3. Inner City Warrior – Stateless, 3. Remember – Vartan, 4. Galactica Suite, The – Simon Grey (4 to the Floor Mix), 4. Inside Your Soul 03 – Andraya, 5. I Am – The Rurals, 5. So Hot – Tim Fuller/Sean Dimitrie (Swag Remix, Swag remix), 6. Kicks – Crazy Penis, 6. Rebel – The Rurals, 7. Something Extra – Jenna G./Maddslinky (Domu’s VIP Disco Mix), 7. Spirit in Your Soul – Weekender (Album Mix, featuring Tilomo), 8. Bumcop – Crazy Penis, 8. Love Is the Answer – Scuba, 9. Can’t Get Away (From Your Love) – Only Freak (Solid Groove Remix, Solid Groove remix), 9. Sean – Aya (Jay’s Otw Vocal mix, Jay’s OTW vocal), 10. Light You Will See, The – The Rhythm Slaves (Trentemoller’s Deep Dub Mix), 10. Weekend – Class Action (Larry Levan Weekend Mix), 11. Don’t Outstay Outside 2 Night – Pascal Rioux (Patchwork’s Deep Remix, Patchwork’s Deep remix, featuring Mr. Day), 12. So Precious – Domu |
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Shiny Happy Jihad [PA] $9.99 Track Listing: 1. Fear Factor, 2. Pot, Jet Packs, and Peace in the Middle East (And Drunk People Yelling, 3. 72 Virgins, 4. Suicide Bombings, Sad Penis, and Big Party Girl, 5. J**k off First, Safe Zone, 6. Bisexual Dudes Giving Advice, 7. Gay Is Funny, Brokeback Mountain, 8. Osama Is Right out of a Comic Book and the Terrorist Cell Phone Network, 9. Boycotting and People Who Like Animals More Than People, March of the P, 10. Weird Spots in the Middle, 11. Big D**k Pills, 12. P***y Whipped, Best Friends, 13. Dumb People Out-Breeding Smart People Explains the Pyramids, 14. I Was Raised Catholic, In Search of Noah’s Ark, 15. We’re on a Rock Flying Through Space, 16. Wesley Snipes, The UFC, and Jim Brown, 17. Fear Factor Is Cancelled, Telemundo, and Mike Goldberg, 18. Eddie Bravo, Show Me Your P***y, and Text Messaging, 19. Lady and Her Son, Ex-Boyfriends Are Hungry Wolves |
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Sounds Good in the Nude $10.99 Track Listing: (DISC 1:), (DISC 2:), 1. Don’t Stop – Tutto Matto, 1. On the Ceiling – Dolphin Boy, 2. Tasty Treats – Chantilly, 2. World of a Thousand Suns – Chung King, 3. One Word – Tim “Love” Lee, 3. Summer Fever – Los Chicharrons, 4. Disco Insert – Tim “Love” Lee, 4. Dub One – Bud Bongo, 5. Centrefold – Cousin Grizzly, 5. Knocking Shop – Revolvo (Bjorn Torske Remix), 6. Chase, The – Edo (Neon Heights Remix), 6. Mains to Go – Mains Ignition, 7. Glock – Revolvo, 7. You’ve Got Some Explaining to Do – Crackpot, 8. First of All – Breakdown (Crazy Penis Remix), 8. Fragment – Skylab, 9. LMF, Pt. 2 – Tutto Matto, 9. Tippy Tippy Toe – Crackpot (Remix), 10. Let the Love In – Chung King (Tim “Love” Lee Remix), 10. Organic School 7 – Organic Audio, 11. Luv – Larue, 11. Speed Cabbage – Organic Audio (Glitch Mix By12 Tree & Tim “Love” Lee), 12. Drowning – Patrick Dawes, 12. This Is a Story – Tim “Love” Lee, 13. No Half Measures – Mescalito, 13. Super Spankin’ No. 2 – Tim “Love” Lee, 14. LMF, Pt. 3 – Tutto Matto, 15. LMF, Pt. 4 – Tutto Matto |
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Porky’s – Widescreen $12.99 Love it or loathe it (and there are a goodly number of people on either side), Porky’s was one of the most successful comedies of its day, spawning two direct sequels and inspiring an incalculable number of lowbrow teen comedies, most recently including American Pie (1999). Pee Wee (Dan Monahan), Billy (Mark Herrier), Tommy (Wyatt Knight), and Mickey (Roger Wilson) are four painfully horny high school kids growing up in South Florida in the 1950′s. Desperate to rid themselves of their cumbersome virginity, they head out to a sleazy bar near the swamps called Porky’s, where local legend has it that the owner will fix you up with a prostitute for a reasonable fee. After Porky takes their money and dumps them in the swamp, the guys vow to get revenge. Meanwhile, Pee Wee has to deal with his shrinking penis, someone drills a hole in the wall of the girl’s shower, the guys encounter a prostitute named Cherry Forever, and anti-Semitism rears its ugly head. Cheerfully rude in a manner few mainstream films had achieved at that time, Porky’s, for better or worse, changed the standard of what was acceptable in a screen comedy. Remarkably enough, two years later director Bob Clark made the holiday favorite A Christmas Story, which displayed his considerable range, if nothing else. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi |
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Porky’s – Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle Special $12.99 Love it or loathe it (and there are a goodly number of people on either side), Porky’s was one of the most successful comedies of its day, spawning two direct sequels and inspiring an incalculable number of lowbrow teen comedies, most recently including American Pie (1999). Pee Wee (Dan Monahan), Billy (Mark Herrier), Tommy (Wyatt Knight), and Mickey (Roger Wilson) are four painfully horny high school kids growing up in South Florida in the 1950′s. Desperate to rid themselves of their cumbersome virginity, they head out to a sleazy bar near the swamps called Porky’s, where local legend has it that the owner will fix you up with a prostitute for a reasonable fee. After Porky takes their money and dumps them in the swamp, the guys vow to get revenge. Meanwhile, Pee Wee has to deal with his shrinking penis, someone drills a hole in the wall of the girl’s shower, the guys encounter a prostitute named Cherry Forever, and anti-Semitism rears its ugly head. Cheerfully rude in a manner few mainstream films had achieved at that time, Porky’s, for better or worse, changed the standard of what was acceptable in a screen comedy. Remarkably enough, two years later director Bob Clark made the holiday favorite A Christmas Story, which displayed his considerable range, if nothing else. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi |
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The Groove Tube - $14.99 Channel One was a New York-based comedy group which presented short satirical sketches concerning television. What set this group apart was that they performed in front of genuine TV cameras, while the audience watched on TV monitors strategically placed throughout the theater. Many of the best, and most censurable, Channel One sketches were assembled by the group’s mentor Ken Shapiro and released to theaters as the feature-length The Groove Tube. Shapiro himself stars in several of the sketches, most notably as “Koko the Clown,” a kiddie-show host whose idea of “Make Believe Land” consists of smoking a joint and reading passages from Fanny Hill. Most of the Channel One players will be unfamiliar to audiences of the 1990s, save for Richard Belzer and Chevy Chase, the latter offering a most unusual rendition of “I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover.” The Groove Tube was originally rated X, thanks to such bits as “Safety Sam,” wherein the audience is offered cheerful anti-VD advice by a talking penis. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi |
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White Pepper [PA] $11.99 Ween: Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Claude Coleman, Dave Dreiwitz, Glenn McClelland.Additional personnel: Stu Basore, Jane Scarpantoni, Chris Shaw, Russel Simins, Vaneese Thomas, Angela Clemons, Mark McDonald, Greg Frey, Pat Frey, Danny Madorsky.Recorded at Bearsville Studio & Turtle Creek Barn, Woodstock, New York.Personnel: Dean Ween, Gene Ween (vocals, guitar); Glen McClelland (keyboards); Claude Coleman (drums).Producers: Chris Shaw; Christopher Shaw; Ween.Engineers: Chris Shaw; Christopher Shaw; Danny Madorsky; Damian Shannon; Phil Painson.Audio Mixer: Christopher Shaw .Recording information: Bearsville Studio; Turtle Creek Barn, Woodstock, NY.Photographer: Danny Clinch.Unknown Contributor Roles: Mark McDonald; Greg Frey; Jane Scarpantoni; Russell Simins; Vaneese Thomas; Stuart Basore.Arranger: Pat Frey.There are signs of increasing maturity on WHITE PEPPER, Ween’s eighth studio album, though not enough to back the claim that Gene and Dean are actually going straight. More like they’ve achieved a sensible grasp on when to court the masses, and when to drop the Boognish gospel upon the faithful.A handful of tunes signify Ween’s most explicit attempts yet to create genuine silly love songs that become radio hits, and get canonized by the straight world. “Even If You Don’t” is a Bay City Rollers-type upfront pop-rock ditty, “Stay Forever” is a gorgeous soft-rock charmer full of the melodic and harmonic magic of ELO, while “Falling Out” is prime faux-Merseybeat fashioned from the Beatles’ “Little Girl.” That the sentiments in each of these songs are direct and decidedly non-toxic intimates that Gene and Dean have been spending more time in love, and less on the Scotchguard bongs. Then again, the metallic bluster of Dean’s “Stroker Ace,” the quasi-Caribbean shipwreck drug story “Bananas and Blow,” and the Steely Dan-like tale of a floozy named “Pandy Fackler,” show that they’re still comfortable hanging out in the more mucus-infested corners of their imaginations. |
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South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season [3 Discs / Blu-ray] – Fullscreen $34.99 Includes:South Park: Britney’s New Look (2008) South Park: Tonsil Trouble (2008) South Park: Elementary School Musical (2008) South Park: About Last Night… (2008) South Park: Pandemic 2: The Startling (2008) South Park: Pandemic (2008) South Park: Breast Cancer Show Ever (2008) South Park: The China Problem (2008) South Park: The Ungroundable (2008) South Park: Canada on Strike! (2008) South Park: Eek, A Penis! (2008) South Park: Over Logging (2008) South Park: Super Fun Time (2008) South Park: Major Boobage (2008) South Park: Britney’s New Look The boys meet Britney Spears while she’s on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually ake on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Tonsil Trouble Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a more serious condition. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Elementary School Musical The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: About Last Night… South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Pandemic 2: The Startling The boys discover the reason for the global attacks by oversize guinea pigs, but first they have to find their way out of the Andes. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Pandemic Cartman enlists the help of rival Craig when the boys spot an easy opportunity for financial gain from a global crisis. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Breast Cancer Show Ever Wendy courts trouble when she vows to beat up Cartman after school. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: The China Problem With Butters’ help, Cartman takes on the Chinese while the rest of the U.S. is preoccupied by a recent tragedy. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: The Ungroundable Vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Canada on Strike! When Canada goes on strike, the boys find themselves in the thick of negotiations for a settlement, and the void in U.S. jobs is filled by replacements from Denmark. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are on the fence about joining the strike, but are shocked by its fiscal consequences. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Eek, A Penis! Cartman takes over Ms. Garrison’s class when the teacher’s personal crisis causes her to be removed from the classroom. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Over Logging When a lack of Internet access in South Park sparks panic in the community, Randy takes his family to California in search of a signal. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Super Fun Time A class trip to a living museum that recreates 1800s Colorado leads to a hostage |
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South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season [3 Discs] – Fullscreen $20.99 Includes:South Park: Over Logging (2008) South Park: Pandemic (2008) South Park: Pandemic 2: The Startling (2008) South Park: About Last Night… (2008) South Park: Elementary School Musical (2008) South Park: Tonsil Trouble (2008) South Park: Britney’s New Look (2008) South Park: Major Boobage (2008) South Park: The China Problem (2008) South Park: The Ungroundable (2008) South Park: Canada on Strike! (2008) South Park: Eek, A Penis! (2008) South Park: Breast Cancer Show Ever (2008) South Park: Super Fun Time (2008) South Park: Over Logging When a lack of Internet access in South Park sparks panic in the community, Randy takes his family to California in search of a signal. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Pandemic Cartman enlists the help of rival Craig when the boys spot an easy opportunity for financial gain from a global crisis. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Pandemic 2: The Startling The boys discover the reason for the global attacks by oversize guinea pigs, but first they have to find their way out of the Andes. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: About Last Night… South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Elementary School Musical The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Tonsil Trouble Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a more serious condition. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Britney’s New Look The boys meet Britney Spears while she’s on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually ake on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Major Boobage Suspicions by friends and family of Kenny’s drug use play out in an homage to the 1981 animated fantasy Heavy Metal. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: The China Problem With Butters’ help, Cartman takes on the Chinese while the rest of the U.S. is preoccupied by a recent tragedy. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: The Ungroundable Vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Canada on Strike! When Canada goes on strike, the boys find themselves in the thick of negotiations for a settlement, and the void in U.S. jobs is filled by replacements from Denmark. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are on the fence about joining the strike, but are shocked by its fiscal consequences. ~ Joe Friedrich, Rovi South Park: Eek, A Penis! Cartman takes over Ms. Garrison’s class when the teacher’s personal crisis causes her to be removed from the classroom. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Breast Cancer Show Ever Wendy courts trouble when she vo |
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Clubstar La Collection: Silver Edition $17.99 Track Listing: (DISC 1:), (DISC 2:), 1. Driving in My Soul – Harley & Muscle/Jimi Polo, 1. Last Night, The – Patrick Lindsay/Monika Kruse, 2. New Jersey – Dealers de Funk (Olav Basoski Mix), 2. No Doubt – Nu Groove, 3. Down Town – De-Tox, 3. Show U Love – Prophets of Sound, 4. Deep My Soul – Stella Jones/Halftone (Ivan Iacobucci Mix), 4. Pressure France – Rhythm Junkeez, 5. Better Day, A – Symply Myra, 5. New Millenium, The – Topazz, 6. Get It On – Crazy Penis, 6. Midnight Groove – Samual Onervas, 7. Free Call (Les Jeux d’Amour) – Nick Jamie/Morris Lewis, 7. Our Sunshine Suite – Problem Kids, 8. Fashion – Johnny Glitter, 8. What’s Your Number – Ian Pooley (Bob Sinclar Mix), 9. Back in Your Life – Combinations/Savage, 9. Feeling Good – Sounds of Life, 10. Game of Love – Combinations/Donna Rose, 10. P.L.A.Y. – Dub Brice, 11. Dancing in My Soul – Pamela Bridge, 11. Miss Honey – DJ Moana, 12. It’s a Party – DJ Moana, 12. Outta Control – Arthur Miles, 13. Hold On (To Your Shadow) – Alex Latino, 13. Holdin’on – Love & Peace Orchestra, 14. Hey D.J. – Soweto Funk |
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American Song-Poem Anthology: Do You Know the… $14.99 Track Listing: 1. Do You Know the Difference Between Big Wood and Brush – Gary Roberts, 2. Rat a Tat Tat, America – Dick Kent, 3. I Like Yellow Things – Bobbi Blake, 4. I’m Just the Other Woman – MSR Singers, 5. Human Breakdown of Absurdity – Norman Burns, 6. Maker of Smooth Music – Dick Kent, 7. Beat of the Traps – Rod & The Cobras/Rodd, Teri & The MSR Singers, 8. Richard Nixon – Rod & The Cobras/Rod & the MSR Singers, 9. Jimmy Carter Says “Yes” – Gene Marshall, 10. Convertibles and Headbands – The Music Magicians, 11. How Long Are You Staying – Bill Joy, 12. Little Rug Bug – Rod Rogers/The Swinging Strings, 13. I Lost My Girl to an Argentinian Cowboy – Unidentified, 14. City’s Hospital Patients – Teri Summers, 15. Ecstacy (Sic) to Frenzy – Rodd Keith, 16. All You Need Is a Fertile Mind – Gene Marshall, 17. Moon Men, The – John Muir, 18. Palace Roses, The – Todd Andrews, 19. Gretchen’s New Dish – Dick Kent, 20. How Can a Man Overcome His Heartbroken Pain – Rodd Keith, 21. Song of the Burmese Land – Cara Stewart, 22. Green Fingernails – Gene Marshall, 23. Listen Mister Hat – The Jerrymanders, 24. Pinch Me – Unidentified, 25. Duck Egg Walk, The – Milford Perkins, 26. Ho, I Got to Find You Baby – Randy Rudolph, 27. Run Spook Run – Rodd Keith, 28. Blind Man’s Penis (Peace and Love) – Ramsey Kearney |
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Playground Psychotics $32.99 Track Listing: (DISC 1:), (DISC 2:), 1. Beer Shampoo, 1. Here Comes the Gear, Lads, 2. Champagne Lecture, 2. Living Garbage Truck, The, 3. Childish Perversions, 3. Typical Sound Check, A, 4. Playground Psychotics, 4. This Is Neat, 5. Motel Lobby, The, 5. Mudshark Interview, The, 6. Getting Stewed, 6. There’s No Lust in Jazz, 7. Botulism on the Hoof, 7. Motel Room, The, 8. Don’t Take Me Down, 8. You Got Your Armies, 9. Dressing Room, The, 9. Spew King, The, 10. I’m Doomed, 10. Learning “Penis Dimension”, 11. Status Back Baby, 11. You There, With the Hard On!, 12. London Cab Tape, The, 12. Zanti Serenade, 13. Concentration Moon (Part 1), 13. Divan, 14. Sanzini Brothers, The, 14. Sleeping in a Jar, 15. Don’t Eat There, 15. It’s a Good Thing We Get Paid to Do This, 16. Brixton Still Life, 16. Concentration Moon (Part 2), 17. Mom and Dad, 17. Super Grease, 18. Intro to Music For Low Budget Orchestra, 18. Wonderful Wino, 19. Billy the Mountain, 19. Sharleena, 20. Cruisin’ For Burgers, 20. He’s Watching Us, 21. Diptheria Blues, 21. If You’re Not a Professional Actor, 22. He’s Right, 22. Well, 23. Going For the Money, 23. Say Please, 24. Aaawk, 24. Jeff Quits, 25. Bunch of Adventures, A, 25. Scum Bag, 26. Martin Lickert’s Story, 26. Small Eternity With Yoko Ono, A, 27. Great Guy, A, 28. Bad Acting, 29. Worst Reviews, The, 30. Version of Himself, A, 31. I Could Be a Star Now |
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Hardcore: A New Beginning $34.99 Track Listing: 1. Trapped in Darkness – Hardcore Fundamentalists, 2. Oh God – Dione, 3. This Is the Ultimate – E-Noid, 4. Bulletproof – DJ The Viper, 5. Feel the Beats Bang – Scott Brown, 6. Bastard/Asshole – Hard Creation, 7. Fuzzy Muff – Neophyte, 8. Turn Around – Damage Inc. (The Viper Remix), 9. May Your Mother Die… – Scott Brown, 10. Violator – The Headbanger, 11. Hey! – Tony Salmonelli (The Viper & Mad-E-Fact Remix), 12. Rock, Rock On – Scott Brown, 13. No Competition – Scott Brown, 14. Check the Penis – Scott Brown, 15. What’s Wrong with My Brain – Distortion, 16. Ice Cold – Interstate, 17. Nothing Else Will Stand – DJ Paul, 18. Buck ‘Em Down – G-Town Madness Meets Attics & Stylzz, 19. End of Line – Meagashira (Endymion Remix), 20. Hell No! – Masochist, 21. Black Magic – Neophyte, 22. How Much Can You Take – Bodylotion (Catscan Remix), 23. Before Your Eyes – Endymion/Evil Activities, 24. Hellparty – E-Noid, 25. Bombing Eardrums – DJ Paul, 26. Cause & Panic – Alienator, 27. Nation of Domination – Stunned Guys/Neophyte, 28. Under Control – Masters of Ceremony, 29. Neighbourhood Crime – Bodylotion, 30. Loud & Proud – Masochist, 31. Skullfuck – Master of Ceremony, 32. Always a Jellyhead – Bodylotion (Jda’s Gelei-Mix) |
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Delirious – Widescreen $14.99 Writer/director Tom DiCillo’s satire Delirious (2006) eviscerates Hollywood celebrity and celebrity types with a relentlessly dissecting gaze and take-no-prisoners humor. DiCillo mainstay Steve Buscemi stars as Les Galantine, a sleazy and merciless tabloid photographer from the Big Apple, whose most noteworthy accomplishments are an image of Goldie Hawn eating lunch and one of Elvis Costello sans any headwear. Les is hoping desperately for his ticket in — which he perceives as a prize shot of pop sensation K’Harma Leeds (Alison Lohman) as she’s departing from a local club. He finds that ticket — sort-of — in the form of Toby (Michael Pitt), a homeless young man with serious acting aspirations, who has a very brief exchange with K’Harma under his belt. Toby uses that exchange to finagle his way to an assistantship under Galantine, and the two team up for a stakeout, managing to swing 700 dollars for a photo of a celebrity who is recovering from penis surgery. While DiCillo cuts between the adventures of the two men and the vapid lifestyle of the untalented hack K’Harma, Toby begins his meteoric rise to the top of the Hollywood trash heap by attending a Soap Stars Against STD Convention, where he not only meets and impresses a big-shot casting director (Gina Gershon) but runs into K’Harma once again — recently split from her beau — and finds his way into her bed, setting the stage for his own ascent to superstardom. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi |
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There’s Something About Mary – Pan & Scan $14.99 The Farrelly Brothers set this romantic comedy in their home state of Rhode Island. In 1985, when teen-nerd Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) challenges a high-schooler who’s bullying retarded Warren Jenson (W. Earl Brown), his concern prompts Warren’s sister, the dazzling and desirable Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz) to choose Ted as her senior prom date, a fact Ted’s pals find hard to believe. However, on prom night, Ted gets his penis caught in his zipper, so the much-desired date never happens. Living in Providence and waxing nostalgic 13 years later, Ted hires Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to locate Mary, and the creepy private investigator finds her in Miami, where she lives with her tan-shriveled roommate Magda (Lin Shaye). After Pat develops a stalker-style fixation on the lovely, unattached Mary, he lies to Ted, telling him that she’s now an overweight mother confined to a wheelchair. Employing professional eavesdropping equipment, Pat gathers a dossier on Mary’s life and future plans, information that forms the basis for more lies when Pat begins dating her. Sure enough, Mary falls for Pat, although her friend Tucker (Lee Evans) is very suspicious of Pat’s claim to be a Harvard-educated architect. Meanwhile, Ted learns the truth but continues to encounter offbeat obstacles as he accelerates to Miami in hopes of finding happiness with his true love. Former Modern Lovers singer Jonathan Richman vocalizes a narrative ballad of onscreen commentary in the Cat Ballou (1965) tradition. Most of the cast sings and frolics to Build Me Up, Buttercup by The Foundations during the closing credits. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi |
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There’s Something About Mary – Widescreen $4.99 The Farrelly Brothers set this romantic comedy in their home state of Rhode Island. In 1985, when teen-nerd Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) challenges a high-schooler who’s bullying retarded Warren Jenson (W. Earl Brown), his concern prompts Warren’s sister, the dazzling and desirable Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz) to choose Ted as her senior prom date, a fact Ted’s pals find hard to believe. However, on prom night, Ted gets his penis caught in his zipper, so the much-desired date never happens. Living in Providence and waxing nostalgic 13 years later, Ted hires Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to locate Mary, and the creepy private investigator finds her in Miami, where she lives with her tan-shriveled roommate Magda (Lin Shaye). After Pat develops a stalker-style fixation on the lovely, unattached Mary, he lies to Ted, telling him that she’s now an overweight mother confined to a wheelchair. Employing professional eavesdropping equipment, Pat gathers a dossier on Mary’s life and future plans, information that forms the basis for more lies when Pat begins dating her. Sure enough, Mary falls for Pat, although her friend Tucker (Lee Evans) is very suspicious of Pat’s claim to be a Harvard-educated architect. Meanwhile, Ted learns the truth but continues to encounter offbeat obstacles as he accelerates to Miami in hopes of finding happiness with his true love. Former Modern Lovers singer Jonathan Richman vocalizes a narrative ballad of onscreen commentary in the Cat Ballou (1965) tradition. Most of the cast sings and frolics to Build Me Up, Buttercup by The Foundations during the closing credits. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi |
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There’s Something About Mary – Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle $12.99 The Farrelly Brothers set this romantic comedy in their home state of Rhode Island. In 1985, when teen-nerd Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) challenges a high-schooler who’s bullying retarded Warren Jenson (W. Earl Brown), his concern prompts Warren’s sister, the dazzling and desirable Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz) to choose Ted as her senior prom date, a fact Ted’s pals find hard to believe. However, on prom night, Ted gets his penis caught in his zipper, so the much-desired date never happens. Living in Providence and waxing nostalgic 13 years later, Ted hires Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to locate Mary, and the creepy private investigator finds her in Miami, where she lives with her tan-shriveled roommate Magda (Lin Shaye). After Pat develops a stalker-style fixation on the lovely, unattached Mary, he lies to Ted, telling him that she’s now an overweight mother confined to a wheelchair. Employing professional eavesdropping equipment, Pat gathers a dossier on Mary’s life and future plans, information that forms the basis for more lies when Pat begins dating her. Sure enough, Mary falls for Pat, although her friend Tucker (Lee Evans) is very suspicious of Pat’s claim to be a Harvard-educated architect. Meanwhile, Ted learns the truth but continues to encounter offbeat obstacles as he accelerates to Miami in hopes of finding happiness with his true love. Former Modern Lovers singer Jonathan Richman vocalizes a narrative ballad of onscreen commentary in the Cat Ballou (1965) tradition. Most of the cast sings and frolics to Build Me Up, Buttercup by The Foundations during the closing credits. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi |
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Sweet Movie – Widescreen $24.99 Like his WR: Mysteries of the Organism, Dusan Makavejev’s controversial 1974 feature Sweet Movie is firmly rooted in the principles of psychoanalyst Wilhelm Reich. In cinematic terms, this means bombarding the audience with an onset of imagery so visceral, disgusting and repellent that it “awakens” the viewer in a Brechtian manner by “short-circuiting” the audience’s reactions. Sweet Movie interweaves two narratives. One begins with a trip to the “Miss World Virginity Contest,” whose winner, Miss Monde 1984 (Carole Laure) is auctioned off to Mr. Kapital (Animal House’s John Vernon), a Texas oil billionaire with an odd perversion. Instead of deflowering her on her wedding night, he sterilizes the terrified girl’s body with rubbing alcohol and showers her in urine with his massive gold-plated penis, while an audience watches bemusedly through his bedroom window. She later escapes from her bridegroom, in a suitcase, and winds up at a wild Viennese commune whose participants indulge in public defecation and a food orgy that wraps with a massive display of gurgling, yakking, and vomiting. At the tale’s conclusion, Miss Monde shoots a television commercial that involves writhing nude in a giant vat of chocolate, with which she is completely drenched from head to toe, as the cameras roll. The second story involves a woman, Anna Planeta (Anna Prucnal) piloting a candy-filled boat down a river, with a massive papier-mache head of Lenin on the prow and a lover in-tow who is a refugee from the Battleship Potemkin. She eventually does a seductive striptease and seduces a pack of children, then makes love to her paramour in a vat of sugar and stabs him through the heart. Throughout the film, Makavejev includes shock cuts to Nazi autopsy footage and medical experimentation footage, some of which involves physical abuse of infants under the guise of “baby gymnastics.” Although it has its admirers, Sweet Movie is something of an acquired taste. And that’s putting it kindly. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi |
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Hidden Gems: Hell on Heels – The Battle of Mary Kay/His and Hers/Adopt a Sailor [2 Discs] - $9.99 Includes:His and Hers (1997) Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay (2002) Adopt a Sailor (2008) His and Hers Jealousy, infidelity, and a missing finger are the key ingredients in this dark independent comedy. Carol (Caroleen Feeney) and Glenn (Liev Schreiber) are a young couple whose first baby is due any day now. The last few months of her pregnancy have left Carol with little desire for sex, much to the annoyance of Glenn. As Carol is chopping carrots while making dinner, Glenn surprises her with a hug; she’s so startled that the knife misses its mark and she instead slices off Glenn’s pinky. The finger flies out the window, which sends both Glenn and Carol out into the street to look for it. The search for the lost digit leads to an argument, with Carol accusing Glenn of infidelity and Glenn accusing Carol of intending to hack off his penis instead. Carol finds the finger, but she holds it hostage until Glenn will name the other women he’s been sleeping with. Eventually, the argument finds its way over to the home of Carol’s best friend Pam (Cynthia Watros). It seems that Pam is also having marriage problems; she’s jealous of her husband Nick (Michael Rispoli), but the truth is that Pam is the one who has been unfaithful. Nick, however, shows up just as Pam is making her confession to Carol. Glenn, meanwhile, just wants his finger back. His and Hers also marked the screen debut of noted actor and playwright Danny Hoch as Lenny. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay In this broadly satirical TV biopic, Shirley MacLaine pulls out all the stops as legendary cosmetics queen Mary Kay Ash. In Citizen Kane fashion, Mary Kay relates her rise to the top of the home-beauty industry to an inquiring reporter (Rachel Crawford), never allowing an opportunity pass to emphasize how many doors she has opened for the working women of America. Ultimately, however, Mary Kay’s predominance is threatened by a much younger (and shriller) rival, Jinger Heath (Parker Posey), whose BeautiControl company takes an enormous bite out of Mary Kay’s share of the market. Caught in the middle is a slightly off-center beauty named Lexi Wilcox (Shannen Doherty). Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay originally aired on October 6, 2002. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi Adopt a Sailor A dysfunctional New York couple inadvertently “adopts” a sailor during Fleet Week, only to find their lives affected by the young seaman in the most unexpected of ways. Bebe Neuwirth, Peter Coyote, and Ethan Peck star. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi |
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Porky’s: The Ultimate Collection [3 Discs] – Box $24.99 Includes:Porky’s (1981), MPAA Rating: R Porky’s 2: The Next Day (1983), MPAA Rating: R Porky’s Revenge (1985), MPAA Rating: R Porky’s Love it or loathe it (and there are a goodly number of people on either side), Porky’s was one of the most successful comedies of its day, spawning two direct sequels and inspiring an incalculable number of lowbrow teen comedies, most recently including American Pie (1999). Pee Wee (Dan Monahan), Billy (Mark Herrier), Tommy (Wyatt Knight), and Mickey (Roger Wilson) are four painfully horny high school kids growing up in South Florida in the 1950′s. Desperate to rid themselves of their cumbersome virginity, they head out to a sleazy bar near the swamps called Porky’s, where local legend has it that the owner will fix you up with a prostitute for a reasonable fee. After Porky takes their money and dumps them in the swamp, the guys vow to get revenge. Meanwhile, Pee Wee has to deal with his shrinking penis, someone drills a hole in the wall of the girl’s shower, the guys encounter a prostitute named Cherry Forever, and anti-Semitism rears its ugly head. Cheerfully rude in a manner few mainstream films had achieved at that time, Porky’s, for better or worse, changed the standard of what was acceptable in a screen comedy. Remarkably enough, two years later director Bob Clark made the holiday favorite A Christmas Story, which displayed his considerable range, if nothing else. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi Porky’s 2: The Next Day The real world once more takes a back seat to a caricature of itself as the same Florida high-school teens who grossed profits in Porky’s by grossing out, have to band together to stop their Shakespeare festival (!!) from being cancelled, due to a crusading, right-wing reverend’s attack on the bard’s “lewd” content. The reverend is joined by Miss Balbricker(Nancy Parsons) the girls’ gym teacher and also the Ku Klux Klan who object to Romeo being played by an Indian. These unlikely allies come up against the libido-laden teens who strip the Ku Klux Klanners and send them running through town naked. Similar styles of revenge are taken to handle Miss Balbrick and the right-wing reverend — apparently all’s well that ends well at the box office. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi Porky’s Revenge In this third entry in the raunchy, sophomoric comedy series, the riotous students of Angel Beach High endeavor to get even with their old nemesis Porky who is trying to force the basketball coach into throwing the championship game. It seems Coach has been on a losing streak at Porky’s newest establishment, a riverboat converted into a casino. Plenty of slapstick mayhem ensues when his team rallies to save him and the big game. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi |
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Bachelor Party/Miss March/Porky’s [3 Discs] - $19.99 Includes:Porky’s (1981), MPAA Rating: R Bachelor Party (1984), MPAA Rating: R Miss March (2009), MPAA Rating: R Porky’s Love it or loathe it (and there are a goodly number of people on either side), Porky’s was one of the most successful comedies of its day, spawning two direct sequels and inspiring an incalculable number of lowbrow teen comedies, most recently including American Pie (1999). Pee Wee (Dan Monahan), Billy (Mark Herrier), Tommy (Wyatt Knight), and Mickey (Roger Wilson) are four painfully horny high school kids growing up in South Florida in the 1950′s. Desperate to rid themselves of their cumbersome virginity, they head out to a sleazy bar near the swamps called Porky’s, where local legend has it that the owner will fix you up with a prostitute for a reasonable fee. After Porky takes their money and dumps them in the swamp, the guys vow to get revenge. Meanwhile, Pee Wee has to deal with his shrinking penis, someone drills a hole in the wall of the girl’s shower, the guys encounter a prostitute named Cherry Forever, and anti-Semitism rears its ugly head. Cheerfully rude in a manner few mainstream films had achieved at that time, Porky’s, for better or worse, changed the standard of what was acceptable in a screen comedy. Remarkably enough, two years later director Bob Clark made the holiday favorite A Christmas Story, which displayed his considerable range, if nothing else. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi Bachelor Party Tom Hanks stars in this raunchy teen comedy from veteran screenwriters Pat Proft and Neil Israel, who had previously collaborated on the amusing sketch film Tunnelvision (1976) and the disappointing Americathon (1980). Bus-driver Rick Gasko (Hanks) is engaged to wealthy Debbie Thompson (Tawny Kitaen), much to the chagrin of her father (George Grizzard), who considers Rick a loser. To keep an eye on her future groom, Debbie and her friends dress as prostitutes to attend his bachelor party, which quickly turns into a bacchanal of smutty debauchery. Familiar faces in the cast include action stars Michael Dudikoff and Ji-Tu Cimbuka, pin-ups Monique Gabrielle and Rosanne Katon, and teen-movie regulars Adrian Zmed and Wendie Jo Sperber. It’s an occasionally hilarious excursion into bad taste, although one which two-time Oscar winner Hanks would probably like to forget. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi Miss March Directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore collaborate on this comedy centering on the bizarre experiences of a man who awakens from a four-year coma to discover that his girlfriend has become a Playboy centerfold. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi |
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South Park: The Cult of Cartman – Revelations [2 Discs] – Fullscreen $24.99 Includes:South Park: Cartmanland (2001) South Park: Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001) South Park: AWESOM-O (2004) South Park: Up the Down Steroid (2004) South Park: The Death of Eric Cartman (2005) South Park: Ginger Kids (2005) South Park: Cartoon Wars, Part 2 (2006) South Park: Cartoon Wars, Part 1 (2006) South Park: Le Petite Tourette (2007) South Park: Tonsil Trouble (2008) South Park: Eek, A Penis! (2008) South Park: Super Fun Time (2008) South Park: Cartmanland Cartman learns a painful lesson about economics while Kyle clings to life in this typically irreverent episode of South Park. Cartman buys his own amusement park, and refuses to allow anyone to share it, when he inherits one million dollars. Kyle is diagnosed with a very painful hemorrhoid. Kyle loses faith in God because he suffers while the loathsome Cartman is deliriously happy. By the end of the episode the tables have been turned, and Kyle’s faith is restored. “Cartmanland” first aired July 25, 2001, on Comedy Central. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi South Park: Scott Tenorman Must Die This episode of South Park involves an irreverent, slightly disturbing tale of revenge. After high-schooler Scott Tenorman repeatedly humiliates Cartman (usually in ways that involve pubic hair), Eric hatches an elaborate plan, involving chili, to humiliate Scott in front of his favorite rock band Radiohead (who, in the tradition of Korn, actually perform their own voice work in the episode). Not for the easily disgusted, “Scott Tenorman Must Die” first aired July 11, 2001. Although it was the fourth episode to air during the show’s fifth season, it was actually the first to be produced. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi South Park: AWESOM-O Cartman disguises himself as a robot so he can learn secrets about Butters to use against him. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Up the Down Steroid Steroids become an issue as Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman train for a sporting event. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: The Death of Eric Cartman Butters believes he can talk to the dead. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Ginger Kids Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of “gingervitus,” Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Cartoon Wars, Part 2 Kyle is injured and Cartman must forge on alone, determined to stop the makers of Family Guy. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Cartoon Wars, Part 1 Kyle and Cartman race to Hollywood, with the fate of Kyle’s favorite cartoon, Family Guy, at stake. ~ TV Guide, Rovi South Park: Le Petite Tourette Upon discovering that he can say anything he pleases if he just claims to be afflicted with Tourettes Syndrome, an emboldened Cartman arranges a special interview with Curtis Hansen on Dateline NBC. But before long, Cartman has lost all control over his vocabulary, leading him down a dangerous path where all filters are off and no obscenity is too extreme. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi South Park: Tonsil Trouble Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a |
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Date Movie/There’s Something About Mary [2 Discs] - $24.99 Includes:There’s Something About Mary (1998), MPAA Rating: R Date Movie (2006), MPAA Rating: PG-13 There’s Something About Mary The Farrelly Brothers set this romantic comedy in their home state of Rhode Island. In 1985, when teen-nerd Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) challenges a high-schooler who’s bullying retarded Warren Jenson (W. Earl Brown), his concern prompts Warren’s sister, the dazzling and desirable Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz) to choose Ted as her senior prom date, a fact Ted’s pals find hard to believe. However, on prom night, Ted gets his penis caught in his zipper, so the much-desired date never happens. Living in Providence and waxing nostalgic 13 years later, Ted hires Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to locate Mary, and the creepy private investigator finds her in Miami, where she lives with her tan-shriveled roommate Magda (Lin Shaye). After Pat develops a stalker-style fixation on the lovely, unattached Mary, he lies to Ted, telling him that she’s now an overweight mother confined to a wheelchair. Employing professional eavesdropping equipment, Pat gathers a dossier on Mary’s life and future plans, information that forms the basis for more lies when Pat begins dating her. Sure enough, Mary falls for Pat, although her friend Tucker (Lee Evans) is very suspicious of Pat’s claim to be a Harvard-educated architect. Meanwhile, Ted learns the truth but continues to encounter offbeat obstacles as he accelerates to Miami in hopes of finding happiness with his true love. Former Modern Lovers singer Jonathan Richman vocalizes a narrative ballad of onscreen commentary in the Cat Ballou (1965) tradition. Most of the cast sings and frolics to Build Me Up, Buttercup by The Foundations during the closing credits. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi Date Movie The glorious Hollywood institution of the romantic comedy gets raked over the coals in this broad parody of any number of boy-meets-girl flicks. Julia Jones (Alyson Hannigan) is a young woman who wants nothing more than to find the man of her dreams and settle down. However, Julia has a rather serious weight problem that prevents her from making a positive impression on people. Determined to find love at all costs, Julia somehow drops the weight and meets Grant Fonckyerdoder (Adam Campbell), a handsome and charming Englishman who falls head over heels for her. Julia and Grant waste no time in setting the date, but until they make their way to the altar they have to deal with meddling parents, flaky wedding planners, fights over the right wedding dress, vertically challenged romantic advisors, and Andy (Sophie Monk), a longtime friend of Grant, who isn’t so happy to hear he’s getting hitched. Also featuring Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge, Eddie Griffin, and Tony Cox, Date Movie was written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, proudly billed as “two of the six writers of Scary Movie.” ~ Mark Deming, Rovi |
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Frat Boy Collection [3 Discs] - $14.99 Includes:Porky’s (1981), MPAA Rating: R Bachelor Party (1984), MPAA Rating: R PCU (1994), MPAA Rating: PG-13 Porky’s Love it or loathe it (and there are a goodly number of people on either side), Porky’s was one of the most successful comedies of its day, spawning two direct sequels and inspiring an incalculable number of lowbrow teen comedies, most recently including American Pie (1999). Pee Wee (Dan Monahan), Billy (Mark Herrier), Tommy (Wyatt Knight), and Mickey (Roger Wilson) are four painfully horny high school kids growing up in South Florida in the 1950′s. Desperate to rid themselves of their cumbersome virginity, they head out to a sleazy bar near the swamps called Porky’s, where local legend has it that the owner will fix you up with a prostitute for a reasonable fee. After Porky takes their money and dumps them in the swamp, the guys vow to get revenge. Meanwhile, Pee Wee has to deal with his shrinking penis, someone drills a hole in the wall of the girl’s shower, the guys encounter a prostitute named Cherry Forever, and anti-Semitism rears its ugly head. Cheerfully rude in a manner few mainstream films had achieved at that time, Porky’s, for better or worse, changed the standard of what was acceptable in a screen comedy. Remarkably enough, two years later director Bob Clark made the holiday favorite A Christmas Story, which displayed his considerable range, if nothing else. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi Bachelor Party Tom Hanks stars in this raunchy teen comedy from veteran screenwriters Pat Proft and Neil Israel, who had previously collaborated on the amusing sketch film Tunnelvision (1976) and the disappointing Americathon (1980). Bus-driver Rick Gasko (Hanks) is engaged to wealthy Debbie Thompson (Tawny Kitaen), much to the chagrin of her father (George Grizzard), who considers Rick a loser. To keep an eye on her future groom, Debbie and her friends dress as prostitutes to attend his bachelor party, which quickly turns into a bacchanal of smutty debauchery. Familiar faces in the cast include action stars Michael Dudikoff and Ji-Tu Cimbuka, pin-ups Monique Gabrielle and Rosanne Katon, and teen-movie regulars Adrian Zmed and Wendie Jo Sperber. It’s an occasionally hilarious excursion into bad taste, although one which two-time Oscar winner Hanks would probably like to forget. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi PCU Is it possible to be politically correct and unified? Find out in this satire set on a fictional eastern university. Port Chester University espouses pc thinking. From the Womynists to the Republicans, everyone there is involved in a cause; many of them are militant. So involved are they, that there is no time to go to class. Much of the story focuses upon residents of the Pit, a co-ed dorm devoted to anarchy and anti-pc philosophy. They are led by Droz. All of the other groups loathe the Pit dwellers, and wish to close it down. President Garcia-Walker is also unpopular for her unbending uptight demeanor. The film’s highlight is a giant party f |
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story / There’s Something About Mary - $34.99 Includes:There’s Something About Mary (1998), MPAA Rating: R Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004), MPAA Rating: PG-13 There’s Something About Mary The Farrelly Brothers set this romantic comedy in their home state of Rhode Island. In 1985, when teen-nerd Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) challenges a high-schooler who’s bullying retarded Warren Jenson (W. Earl Brown), his concern prompts Warren’s sister, the dazzling and desirable Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz) to choose Ted as her senior prom date, a fact Ted’s pals find hard to believe. However, on prom night, Ted gets his penis caught in his zipper, so the much-desired date never happens. Living in Providence and waxing nostalgic 13 years later, Ted hires Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to locate Mary, and the creepy private investigator finds her in Miami, where she lives with her tan-shriveled roommate Magda (Lin Shaye). After Pat develops a stalker-style fixation on the lovely, unattached Mary, he lies to Ted, telling him that she’s now an overweight mother confined to a wheelchair. Employing professional eavesdropping equipment, Pat gathers a dossier on Mary’s life and future plans, information that forms the basis for more lies when Pat begins dating her. Sure enough, Mary falls for Pat, although her friend Tucker (Lee Evans) is very suspicious of Pat’s claim to be a Harvard-educated architect. Meanwhile, Ted learns the truth but continues to encounter offbeat obstacles as he accelerates to Miami in hopes of finding happiness with his true love. Former Modern Lovers singer Jonathan Richman vocalizes a narrative ballad of onscreen commentary in the Cat Ballou (1965) tradition. Most of the cast sings and frolics to Build Me Up, Buttercup by The Foundations during the closing credits. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story revolves around amiable underachiever Peter LaFleur (Vince Vaughn), whose rundown gym, Average Joe’s, is populated by a less-than-average clientele including a self-styled pirate, an ultra-obscure sports aficionado, and a pining high school nerd. It soon becomes apparent that Joe’s is in financial trouble and will soon be foreclosed by attractive attorney Kate Veach (Christine Taylor) – unless Peter can cough up $50,000. Despite Average Joe’s posing little threat to Globo Gym, a fitness Goliath across the street that is owned by egomaniacal White Goodman (Ben Stiller) – Goodman senses an easy acquisition and decides to take over the facility. Peter’s ragtag group of regulars, however, are less than thrilled with the prospects, and mobilize a showdown, winner-takes-all Dodgeball tournament against Globo Gym. The film also features Missi Pyle, Rip Torn, Stephen Root, and Alan Tudyk. ~ Tracie Cooper, Rovi |
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In Her Shoes/There’s Something About Mary [2 Discs] – Widescreen $12.99 Includes:There’s Something About Mary (1998), MPAA Rating: R In Her Shoes (2005), MPAA Rating: PG-13 There’s Something About Mary The Farrelly Brothers set this romantic comedy in their home state of Rhode Island. In 1985, when teen-nerd Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) challenges a high-schooler who’s bullying retarded Warren Jenson (W. Earl Brown), his concern prompts Warren’s sister, the dazzling and desirable Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz) to choose Ted as her senior prom date, a fact Ted’s pals find hard to believe. However, on prom night, Ted gets his penis caught in his zipper, so the much-desired date never happens. Living in Providence and waxing nostalgic 13 years later, Ted hires Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to locate Mary, and the creepy private investigator finds her in Miami, where she lives with her tan-shriveled roommate Magda (Lin Shaye). After Pat develops a stalker-style fixation on the lovely, unattached Mary, he lies to Ted, telling him that she’s now an overweight mother confined to a wheelchair. Employing professional eavesdropping equipment, Pat gathers a dossier on Mary’s life and future plans, information that forms the basis for more lies when Pat begins dating her. Sure enough, Mary falls for Pat, although her friend Tucker (Lee Evans) is very suspicious of Pat’s claim to be a Harvard-educated architect. Meanwhile, Ted learns the truth but continues to encounter offbeat obstacles as he accelerates to Miami in hopes of finding happiness with his true love. Former Modern Lovers singer Jonathan Richman vocalizes a narrative ballad of onscreen commentary in the Cat Ballou (1965) tradition. Most of the cast sings and frolics to Build Me Up, Buttercup by The Foundations during the closing credits. ~ Bhob Stewart, Rovi In Her Shoes Curtis Hanson’s adaptation of Jennifer Weiner’s novel In Her Shoes stars Toni Collette and Cameron Diaz as a pair of very close but very different sisters. Free-wheeling irresponsible Maggie Feller (Diaz) gets through her life thanks to her remarkable looks and her lack of scruples. She constantly goes to her straight-laced, plain-Jane successful lawyer sister Rose (Collette) for financial help. The two sisters have been very close to each other in part because their troubled mother died when they were girls. Right about the same time that Maggie discovers hidden letters that reveal she and Rose have a grandmother, Maggie does something to betray Rose’s trust. Maggie sets off for Florida to find the grandmother. A failed workplace romance forces Rose to rethink her career, a career that has been the center of her life. As Rose tentatively begins a new relationship and Maggie gets to know her grandmother (played by Shirley MacLaine), the two learn a dark family secret that helps smooth the path toward reconciliation. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi |
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